PRODUCT: Marvel’s "Suck Your Dick for a Ten Spot" Line of Costumes
I realize in general, women use Halloween less as an opportunity to display their creativity and more as an opportunity for culturally sanctioned whoring, but seriously Marvel? Seriously?

Check out Marvel’s line of Halloween Hookerware at Disguise Costumes. If you don’t leave the site with at least one virus, I’d be surprised.


You know these are going to be all the rage in West Hollywood this Halloween….
So where are the beefcake versions? In our dreams I imagine.