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Aquaman goes gay

Sure, we all thought the King of the Ocean’s was gay, but now we get a chance to really see him man-macking on more than just a mackerel. And by Aquaman, I mean Alan Ritchson, the underwear model turned acting stud, late of SMALLVILLE and BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE and currently about to be seen in 902910.

{*spoilers follow*}

Ritchson will play a “…privileged, private school educated Ivy Leaguer” who falls forĀ  Trevor Donovan’s Teddy. In an episode set in Cabo San Lucas, AfterElton reports that Trip encounters a first crush — Ritchson’s “Trip” — a former fellow student from his prep school days. Things take a romantic turn thanks to some healthy libations (ain’t that the truth) only to become even more complicated the morning after when other secrets are revealed.

Me? I never reveal any secrets. Well, if I do reveal secrets they are Aquahottielies. Secrets get you in trouble, lies get you laid. Unless the lies are too close to being secrets, then you should just tell the secrets but make them out to be lies. That’s been my strategy and it’s worked well so far.

The episode is set to air in March and should finally bring just as much deviousness, deceit, backstabbing and pain to Teddy’s storyline as it does to all the straight story-lines.

We’re finally just as evil as everyone else on a show and I, for one, am damn happy about that.

Source: AfterElton

0 comments on “Aquaman goes gay

  1. TechnoTkimothy on said:

    i always did love aquaman

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